it’s the only thing stronger than fear
Hooked on a Feeling - Blue Swede
All I needed was a magic bean. They are not easy to come by. They are if you’ve got something of value to trade. And what was that? Why the J o l l y R o g e r , of course.
fun game to play at the movies: not bringing your fucking baby
My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
I have a new favorite video. This is it.
a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human
just watch it
holy jesus christ
THIS WAS UNSETTLING THAT SILENCE IS THE AI PROCESSING WHAT YOURE SAYING AND REALIZING THAT IT IS IN FACT NOT A REAL PERSON, THIS ROBOT IS NOW PLOTTING YOUR MURDER
well if anything the person analyzing the recording afterwards had an interesting time.
Got a pin for coming to the non-3D midnight show!
…. that doesn’t look like a pin.
Looks like they’re guarding more than just the galaxy.
Tips to survive 2014:
- Avoid blood to blood contact
- Try to go and head for a camp called: “chitaqua”
DESTROY EVERY WHITE SUIT YOU COME ACROSS
- Invest in a pair of running shoes
- Do not listen to Dean Winchester because he’s a bit emotionally compromised right now
- Hoard toilet paper
- Like seriously, hoard all of it you can
- HOARD IT LIKE IT’S MADE OF GOLD
If you follow this advice, you should be fine.